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IV - Dicks

Published: Jun 25, 2017

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Stevie: “Awh- That- That little moecha putida!!”

Maria: “Stevie, chica, you need to calm down.”

Stevie: “Futue te ipsum!”

Maria: “Wow! Okay! Don’t start taking your anger out on me! I get that what happened was fucked up, but freaking out like this ain’t gonna fix anything! So what you need to do is pipe the fuck down and-“

Stevie: “Don’t you dare tell me what I need to do, Maria! Ain’t there nobody who can tell me what I can and cannot do to that lupa! I’m gonna slash her fucking tires open!”

Maria: “No, you’re not!”

Stevie: “Yes, I am! Try and stop me, irrumator!”

Maria: “Okay, you know what? Futue te ipsi. Sit down!”

Stevie: “No fucking way-“

Maria: “Stevie, sit the fuck down or so help me! You act tough, but you know that I am stronger than you, I am not about to allow you to do something stupid, just because you’re too angry and dumb to think right now!”

Stevie: “Oh, Fuck Yo-“

Maria: “Sit. Down. Now… Tu pequeño idiota .”

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Yo! I'm back from Germany and, subsequently, hiatus! Here's a slightly lighter short to start off with. I really like the 'fake movie screencap' look of this piece. It has a, sort of, neo-noir vibe to it. Also, as always, I'd like to mention that the character you are seeing, Maria, is a guy and that is not his actual name, just one he chose for the sake of hidding. I love how much it confuses people.

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3022x3022px 4.34 MB

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